Sami's Ponderland

ex-factor

I’m unsure as to where this bitch attack has come from (Desperate Housewives is on, massive clue I guess) but his ex girlfriends are really not favourable and I need to rant big time!

Ex No.1 Leave us alone you pathetic bitch. Me and him are happier than we’ve ever been and now stronger thanks to your previous meddling that split us up before. Its HIS decision to not want to talk to you, get that into your ridiculous head. I have done nothing to deserve this spiteful behaviour so please just back off. One more thing, you said you went through this yourself so you, more than anyone should understand how uncomfortable you’re making this for me so it’s just the matter of being a nice, decent person.

Ex No.2 I simply just cannot stand you. You’re one of those girls I’ve always tried to avoid ‘Fashion Girls’. From what I’ve heard I feel that my preconceived idea of you is pretty correct. I don’t necessarily dislike you because you’re an ex but because of who you actually are. You remind me of my former self and I was just a straight out bitch. You’re self involved and constantly seek the attention of other men. I like it that you’re not really a part of his life anymore because it upsets me to think that he could still find a friend in someone like you. I think he can find better. I think he deserves better.

And breathe! Holy crap I needed that…

if you got the money

I wouldn’t mind a lily cole figure.
a skinny body that maintains some rather large breasts.

I want to keep my bra size but drop a dress size… this will be hard to do therefore i cannot be bothered, I shant do it.
If I had the money, I guess I would simply zap all the excess away.

Well, If I had the money to do that then I would rather spend it on a new car - the clutch on Mackenzie has unfortunately bid us adieu. Car shopping on Monday…

life is hard today

birds

A pigeon crapped on my shoulder. There’s a first time for everything…

resolve

So I guess, with it being a new year, there should subsequently be new year resolutions however I’m not going to make any in fear of failing and as a result being utterly disappointed in myself.

This is not what 2010 is going to be about.
I am simply going to hope for a little bit of resolve and all will be swell :)